Sadly I can see this, it reminds me of my call center training.
"You will get all sorts of calls, and you must be professional at all times. One agent got a call asking why all the Adult Channels he subscribed to had, short, dumpy women?"
The trainer paused for effect. Before asking us. "What would you do?"
Various wrong answers, before. "I would check the output monitor to see what channel he was on."
"It looks fine, she's nude and thin."
Bingo!
"I would ask the customer if he had purchased a new wide screen TV that's just come onto the market."
"Yes, talk the customer through checking the ratio is set to automatic. Because a widescreen 16:9 setting will compress the picture videoed in standard 4:3 ratio."
Nailed it.
Whew!
Haha. Very funny. I was wondering why every single gal in Hollywood is twig thin.
Love this!
Sadly I can see this, it reminds me of my call center training.
"You will get all sorts of calls, and you must be professional at all times. One agent got a call asking why all the Adult Channels he subscribed to had, short, dumpy women?"
The trainer paused for effect. Before asking us. "What would you do?"
Various wrong answers, before. "I would check the output monitor to see what channel he was on."
"It looks fine, she's nude and thin."
Bingo!
"I would ask the customer if he had purchased a new wide screen TV that's just come onto the market."
"Yes, talk the customer through checking the ratio is set to automatic. Because a widescreen 16:9 setting will compress the picture videoed in standard 4:3 ratio."
I consumed the inclusion of your comment on this thread but I regret to inform you I did not enjoy it, and I suspect few people do
I'm concerned that if I'm too condescending in how I define "satire" for you, you might feel bad about being stupid. So I'll refrain.
Fatness is not a moral issue and ugly is as ugly does. Thank you for providing such a clear illustration.